



Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
Blackwater Commentary by Lena Headey, Peter Dinklage and Director Neil Marshall
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST.
THAT’S IT I’VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN.
The sloths will wake up.
If Leo DiCaprio ever has a son I bet he’ll call him Oscar
And then in the hospital, the doctor will say ‘Here’s your Oscar’ and Leonardo DiCaprio will hold it up like fucking lion king and start his long, overdue acceptance speech ‘I’d like to thank my family and friend and my wife’s uterus. I owe you so much
and the most relevant of them all:
can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be
#the only thing that would make it worse is if you opened the door while eating digiorno

ugh thorin’s gonna have to bathe in hand sanitizer again now
The second gif wasn’t working when I first saw it.
XD
#wait no I’m iron man #wait no, robert downey jr. for sure #fuck who am I #I AM A PLAYBOY BILLIONAIRE DOWNEY #fuck no that’s not right #I am Robert Man

kissyourfuckingsorcereralready:
I haven’t laughed this much in so long. OH MY GOD.
if u scroll past this u have no soul
APOCALYPSE REPORT FROM BRITAIN:
THE DALEKS HAVE STARTED TO ATTACK
THE TEA IS SIMPLY GONE
AND IF YOU LISTEN VERY CLOSELY, YOU CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF MOFFAT GIGGLING IN THE WIND
Sir Ian and Martin discuss the techniques behind their scenes together
These products have been AVENGED!
Ppffff Covergirl EHEHEHEHEHEHEH